tobiasspooky:

do you ever forget that you’re a real person

(Source: bowielegged, via guy)


38 minutes ago // 198,086 notes
tbdressfashion:

CUTE SHORTS

punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

(via fake-mermaid)


38 minutes ago // 124,232 notes

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via fake-mermaid)


39 minutes ago // 500,191 notes

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs, via fake-mermaid)


39 minutes ago // 102,315 notes

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

(via fake-mermaid)


39 minutes ago // 306,132 notes

superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

(via fake-mermaid)


39 minutes ago // 359,868 notes

poetic:

I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep. 

(via stability)


40 minutes ago // 176,739 notes

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


40 minutes ago // 401,849 notes

hatin:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

(via orgasm)


41 minutes ago // 277,167 notes

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


41 minutes ago // 380,676 notes

pridefulvanity:

next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

(via hotboyproblems)


41 minutes ago // 254,787 notes

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


5 hours ago // 229,996 notes