u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep.
the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights