HUSH, BABY, HUSH.

I'm shopping for Avengers bedsheets at Target for my dorm. There's 2 left, I grab one, and so does a little boy with his mom.

Me to boy: Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us!
Little Boy: I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers*
Boy's Mom: Are you buying those for your little brother?"
Me: No, it's for me, for college.
Mom *looking at me weird*: But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student.
Me: Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it?
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
Me: Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man!