helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH


I just peed a Little

guy:

i hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way i think it octopus

(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)


19 hours ago // 47,872 notes

hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

(Source: jadethrwall, via fake-mermaid)


19 hours ago // 587,238 notes

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via stability)


19 hours ago // 140,544 notes

hussatan:

do you ever look at your url and think “i am so glad that i have this url. i deserve this url” 

(Source: darkjak, via dulect)


19 hours ago // 99,579 notes

thewescoast:

*gets down on one knee* will you… talk dirty to me

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19 hours ago // 14,741 notes

egberts:

you kids today with your texting and murder

(via hi)


19 hours ago // 107,077 notes

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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19 hours ago // 38,069 notes
kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE